At first i told myself, i need my head examined
I noticed things, same t-shirt and sunglasses
Then it got weirder see, she cut her hair like me
She brought a red guitar, kept driving round in my car
 
Im kissing her and she, she slams me against the wall
She crashed into a bus, chasing some super model
She analysed my smile, she memorised my phonebook
She always wears my clothes, her favourite words are **** off
 
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And i'm begging you..

Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have i got to do to make you see
My girlfriends is a wanna be
And she wants to be me
 
Im saying something wrong, shes out back playing soccer
She used to do ballet, now shes a heavy smoker
Shes so obsessed with me, now she stands up to pee
And now her stupid games have started taking over
 
Dont need no special help, no need to see a doctor
I know you're worried but im telling you just watch her
Its like shes cracked my code, knows things ive never spoke of
She wants sex all the time and still finds time to **** off
 
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And i'm begging you..

Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have i got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wanna be
And she wants to be me

Im not joking 
She won't stop provoking me
I'm going under
What have i got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wanna be
And she wants to be me
 
Im in the loony bin
Wearing a pale pink nighty
 The nurse comes through the door
And whispers so politely
"You're boyfriends here to see you
Look pretty take a bath
i love his silly band
 "Can i get his autograph?"
 
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And i'm begging you..

Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have i got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wanna be
And she wants to be me 

Im not joking 
She won't stop provoking me
I'm going under
What have i got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wanna be
And she wants to be
She wants to be
She wants to be me.....